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9781439182888 English 1439182884 From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness , the creator of "The Best Page in the Universe," and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children's artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size. If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid's childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kidsand, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old's crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade "gifts," and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox's world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwork., Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids. From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness , the creator of "The Best Page in the Universe," and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children's artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size. If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid's childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kidsand, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old's crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade "gifts," and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox's world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwork., What people are saying about Maddox and CRAPPY CHILDREN'S ART "You're a menace to healthy development in children." "You're right up there with Hitler, who destroyed thousands of kids' lives by taking out their parents in concentration camps." "Saying you are better than a child just makes you a coward." "No one said you had to look at the artwork from your co-worker's kids. To make an entire book to bash it? Sad." "would u like it if u were, like, 4, nd u do a picture nd u work on it for ages, nd u feel really proud, nd ur parents put it in their office, then sum asshole goes and says it's crap, nd says it's an F grade. Think about it."
9781439182888 English 1439182884 From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness , the creator of "The Best Page in the Universe," and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children's artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size. If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid's childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kidsand, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old's crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade "gifts," and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox's world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwork., Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids. From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness , the creator of "The Best Page in the Universe," and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children's artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size. If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid's childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kidsand, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old's crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade "gifts," and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox's world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwork., What people are saying about Maddox and CRAPPY CHILDREN'S ART "You're a menace to healthy development in children." "You're right up there with Hitler, who destroyed thousands of kids' lives by taking out their parents in concentration camps." "Saying you are better than a child just makes you a coward." "No one said you had to look at the artwork from your co-worker's kids. To make an entire book to bash it? Sad." "would u like it if u were, like, 4, nd u do a picture nd u work on it for ages, nd u feel really proud, nd ur parents put it in their office, then sum asshole goes and says it's crap, nd says it's an F grade. Think about it."